I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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