Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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