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(517): View more from Michigan

I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Did we use protection last night?

(1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

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(813): View more from Florida

She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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(858): View more from California

Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.

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(386): View more from Florida

I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.

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(707): View more from California

Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.

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(260): View more from Indiana

You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you missed a good time last night.

(410): View more from Maryland

you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.

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