Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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