Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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