I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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