i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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