no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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