Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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