apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize