You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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