yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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