so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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