i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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