it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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