i barfeds in our rink
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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