TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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