This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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