You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i dont even know how to be here
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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