C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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