The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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