but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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