i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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