Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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