ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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