They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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