I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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