Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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