So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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