Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think I am morally bankrupt
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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