How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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