North Korea, Best Korea!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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