Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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