Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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