when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
