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(734): View more from Michigan

is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow

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(602): View more from Arizona

but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.

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My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.

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(949): View more from California

this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B

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(609): View more from New Jersey

the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...

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