How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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