are you still at the devil's house?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I did not marry a roomba.
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