i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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