i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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