Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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