Girls should come with a carfax report
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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