dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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