How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
time to smoke my breakfast
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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