we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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