You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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