So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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