If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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