Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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