you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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