New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
sick fucks of a feather flock together
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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