O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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