I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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