i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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