you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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