brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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