I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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