I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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