This is not my ceiling
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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