I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
It was confusing and full of hummus
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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